Make Up Post

Our fight really really bothered someone, and made him feel personally responsible.

It kept him up at night (TWSS!)

It made him want to run away.

Come back! Come back!








He started to take drastic measures.


But we got to him in time, made up, and it's all better now.

After all, it doesn't really matter what he's wearing, because its all going to end up in the same place...

We're in a Fight: I'm right.

I knew it was a bad idea. Usually when these magazines with Robert Pattinson doing photo shoots where he pretends to be my boyfriend come out, I resist purchasing them, and only look at the pictures online.

Today Jean and I braved the mocking smirks of bookstore cashiers in order to purchase the Robert Pattinson magazine, officially named "Vanity Fair" or something. Maybe you have heard of this magazine.

ANYWAY.

Despite Jean's efforts to distract me by playing Twilight in the background, I will state my case!

Photographic Specimen A:

Me: They're Pajamas

Jean: No, its some sort of suit thing.

Me: Yeah. Its a suit... for bedtime

Jean: No! Look at this other picture! Its an outfit

Me: No its not

Jean: Yes it is

Me: Not

Jean: Is

I confess, I made a bold move -- an underhanded move. I consulted Michael.

Michael: Those look like pajamas to me (THANK YOU!) or maybe cabana wear?

I can see how these linens might be construed as casual beach wear. However...

Note:

- The stripes!

- The matching top and bottom (twss)!

- Despite the fact that he probably shouldn't be wearing anything to bed, I think it is very clear that these are traditional nighty night clothes.

- And there is a blanket.

- And a cigarrette.

- AND cheap beer... classic bedtime accoutrement!!!

Why Jean? WHY?

We're In A Fight: Not Jammies

We at TDH are smack dab in the middle of our very first fight. Emilie's outrageous claims have created a rift in our relationship that may be irrepairable. Knowing what I now know about Emilie's refusal to use common sense and reason, I am amazed that we have managed to go this long without some sort of conflict.

What, you ask, did she do that is so reprehensible?

Exhibit A: Hot magazine photo.

"These are not my jammies."

This picture clearly shows some sort of preppy pant/shirt combo. While it's undeniably douchey (sidebar: don't you love how Rob makes even douchey outfits look hot?) it is clearly day wear and not loungewear. Look closely (I know you already have anyway) and you will note that Rob is wearing a belt. Pajamas aren't worn with belts! As if he would need a belt! Pajamas don't even have belt loops. And those aren't slippers, they are wing tips. Who would wear pajamas with wing tips? (Omg that's so hot. I mean, it's not pajamas!) Indeed, even the button down top that appears on first glance to exactly match the pants is actually being worn layered over some sort of patterned shirt. Who layers pajamas? Not even Robert Pattinson can be accused of this.

Emilie refuses to believe the undeniable evidence in front of her and insists that this getup is pajamas. I, on the other hand, acknowledge the truth.

I only hope that we are able to find a way to continue our TDH partnership in the face of this fundamental disagreement. I would ask our TDH readers to weigh in on this issue, but I don't wish to implicate you in this unfortunate turn of events.

What We Do Know: Part 32

It matriculates a lot.

Cedward bonds with a classmate. They discuss bathing.

What? Too much of a stretch? (twhs)

It can matriculate quicker than you can say "That's my t-shirt"

Vitamin R vs. Vitamin R

If you google Vitamin R and/or look in the urban dictionary, it turns out it's some song I didn't know about, or Ritalin.

FALSE.

Vitamin R is Charlie Swan's brilliant pet name for Rainer Beer tall boys, and our (stolen) pet name for another tall boy, Robert Pattinson.
Today's assignment: compare and contrast Vitamin R and Vitamin R.

• Effervescence - mmm, bubbles.
• Height - both are tall.
• Refreshing qualities - both are equally cool and delicious and hit the spot.
• Price - one is extremely affordable. The other...???
  
• Availability - unless you like looking at pictures of beer online, one is a LOT more available than the other.
• Availability - I can run to the store to pick up a six pack of one. The other's six pack is more elusive.
  
• Addictive qualities: I can't say I've known anyone to be addicted to Rainer...
• Overdoses: One is much more dangerous. Much much much more.
  

What the heck is that? (TWSS)

Rainier: "A Pure, Light, Delicious, Healthful Beer, that invigorates and strengthens, aids digestion, and produces sound and refreshing sleep."


Rob: Pretty much the same as Ranier, minus the sound and refreshing sleep.

Who wants a refreshing Rainier?

This guy.

Does Edward's penis have anything in common with Vitamin R? We may never know...

The Passing of Time: Still Painful

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(14 days)

The Painful Passing of Time

NOVEMBER 3RD

(16 days)