Happy One Year Anniversary To Me & Edward

One year ago from today, on a flight from Amsterdam to Seattle, I read a book called Twilight, cover to cover.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.


Thanks for ruining my life, Edward, you sparkley bastard.

Love,
Me

New Moon Solo: Jacob

You know the Quillies first became wolves in order to hunt vampires, right? So who exactly is our young alpha male hunting, hmmmm? Is a certain stalker becoming a stalkeeeeee? Who's hungry for whatnow? Hot!

Dark in the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is a fire
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
Woman you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
Im on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And Im hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
Ill be upon you by the moonlight side
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
High blood drumming on our skin its so tight
You feel my heart, I'm just a moment behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf

(hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf)

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf...

What We Do Know 21

It makes us laugh

Twilight Drinking Game: Commentary

Guess what folks, its the weekend! And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Emilie is going to see Jackson rock out in Vancouver, and we're just gonna have to sit here and be sad!"

Oh, don't worry my friends, I have a solution! Have you ever watched the Twilight Commentary? No? Not so much? Good, because it is much more enjoyable when accompanied with rules and alcohol. And what better way to pass the time while I'm rocking out, than to drink and watch Twilight? You might have to stretch it out over the whole weekend in order to avoid alcohol poisoning.

Twilight Drinking Game: With Commentary

A Drink for...

-Every time Catherine Hardwicke hits on RP

-References to Pacific Northwest Weather, "Those people of the NW", etc.
- Every time they say Vitamin R
-Every time Robert Pattinson giggles (we're looking for the full on, squeaky gasp giggle here, not just the old one two hehe.)
-References to Edward's Bouffant, Eyebrows.
-When Robert Pattinson questions Twilight plot

Bottoms up for
-That's my t-shirt
-Ren and Stimpy reference
-"I'd like to fit in a box" comment

If you are already drunk by the time you get to that's my t-shirt, you should probably just stop. Easy Jasperillas are delicious for this game, but I would recommend a higher ratio of root beer to whiskey... I speak from experience. Or, just stick to beer if you want to try to make it through the whole thing. Might I suggest... Vitamin R? Thats one drink y'all!

Bottoms up Rob... bottoms up

Twilight Solo: Edward

In honor of TDH's resident stalkers, here is a great song that could easily be sung by everyone's favorite stalker, Edward Cullen:

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you























Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you...

Edward's First Vampire Words

That really f***ing hurt, Dr. Cullen.

Do I dazzle you?


I have never met anyone as pretty as me.


I'm the belle. I'm the belle of the ball. It's my big day! Hisssssssssssssss


What do you think Edward's first vampire words were?

What words did he use to describe his vampire penis?

Bella's New Moon

This joke is in honor of eating too much cheese and drinking too much booze on vacation.

Bella: Well Doctor? What's the diagnosis?

Doctor: I'm afraid your test results came back positive. You have Edwarditis

Bella: Can anything be done?

Doctor: Well, we could always try a Cullen-oscopy.

BWA HA HA!