What We Do Know: Part 30

It's gorgeous. Obviously.

What We Do Know: Part 29

It has its own security detail. Very difficult to get to.

What We Do Know: Part 28

It's an international phenomenon.

What We Do Know: Part 27

It has superfast reflexes.

Epilogue: Take 100

Yeah. This time it's just gratuitous

I might have just sent 100 monkeys a fan email with a link to this song. maybe. perhaps.

Take 100

running for the border

searching for the ones with the white shirt and tie

weekend of disorder

bait peeled potassium, brings the fruit flies

strumming ukulele, streets are getting crazy,

junkies will pry

keep watch on our watches

as the minutes tick by

waiting in the stairwell

music belatedly reaches our ears

Thee band strums a farewell

and we're anticipating, drinking our beers

boys step out in guitars

sending all our heartbeats to the lost and found

saturated with stars

bats stay in the belfry safe and sound

and the band plaaaaaaaaaays

and the crowd swaaaaaaaaaaays

and the flashes make us blind

we lose our minds

and it won't be long

before that 100th monkey catches on

so sing along

as the band plaaaaaaaaaays

as the crowd swaaaaaaaaaaays

as the flashes make us blind

we lose our minds

Did Stephenie Meyer write an epilogue about Edward's penis?

What We Do Know: Part 26

Jackson is badass and hot and all. But really. there haven't been enough gratuitous Edward posts lately. So let's add to the list of things that, yes, we do know.

It's mostly undercover.

Footnotes: A Magical Moment

I'm not just reposting this picture because it is awesome. I would like to draw your attention to the middle band member. After close scrutiny, I deduced that he was holding a tiny Magic 8 Ball in his hand.

Question: What was he asking it? Please respond with your guesses in the comments section

Just to get the ball rolling...

-Why do girls like Twilight?

-Is Jackson touching my leg?