Team Deer Thanksgiving Special: Omnibus of thanks

First off, where would we be without the Easy Jasperilla? sober and flustered, that's where!

At least with the Easy Jasperilla we aren't sober...

Boys that smile.

at me.

Photographers...

Who know what we like

Rain...

It's good for farmers and Robert Pattinson

Boys

What?

Art House films...












And the invention of creative liberty


Screenwriters

Who make this guy quote Shakespeare

Inguinal Crease

And sparkle nipples

Sparkles

In general

So, readership. What are you thankful for?

Team Deer Celebrates Thanksgiving

Every year, my parents would make us go around the table and say something we were thankful for. In preparation (and to avoid any embarrassing confessions around the dinner table) I have decided to continue the tradition right here!! We at TDH have many, many things to be thankful for:

The Ghost of Edward

Without you, those 400 pages would have been even more painful.

Vitamin R

Both Kinds

And also a coconut.

Stay tuned for more things we are thankful for!

Team Edward

Yeah.

Who Loves Edward the Most?

We do!

What we had that that dumb girl ahead of us didn't have:

• Solidarity! Where were her friends?
• Ukelele skillz.
• Burritos.
• Peanut butter and Jacob chocolates.
• Singing, in rounds.
• We also had a certain je ne sais sparkle.
• Forbidden Fruits conversation hearts.
• A top secret and painstakingly organized seating strategy, using a failsafe multi-team approach. Don't be afraid to use your elbows!
  

Deer Jean

Thank you for holding my hand and making sure I didn't lose my tickets/wallet/ukulele.

Oh. And you're welcome...

Great Expectations!

Bella waits expectantly for what seems like eternity

Deer Friends,

Happy New Moon Day! Wishing you a great paper cut, and many many hot seething vampires in your future!

May your luck be better than Bella's.

Team Deer!


P.S. In case you were wondering what seething hot looks like

New Moon Countdown: Commence Swooning

Mr. Pattinson works himself up for his big premiere:

"I'm the belle. I'm the belle of the ball. Today's my big day."